I'll hold you to that!
Now can someone please tell me who this guy Uwe Boll is? His name keeps coming up and he seems to get the raw end of the stick everytime, lol!
He's a producer/director known for taking (and abusing) popular video games and turning them into movies. They always bomb in the threatres, and he still...somehow...manages to get backing and financing for more movies.
His movies all based on video games:
Alone in the Dark (1 and 2)
Bloodrayne (3 of them)
Far Cry
Dungeon Siege
Postal
What any one of them, and you will realize how terrible the movies are, even if you aren't familiar with the franchise in question.