Hilarious Quotes from GLA, shift some of these to the new Generals!

[anybody99]

Bomb Truck

GLA Postal Service
I have a delivery
Sorry, no tracking numbers
I will send a clear message
Loaded and ready
I'm not responsible for damaged goods
Bomb truck ready for dispatch

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Car Bomb

Ready for impact
Driver at the wheel
My car is wired up
I own this road
Nothing will stop me
I will complete my task

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Hijacker

Sight unseen
How about a test drive eh?
Need a new vehicle?
I can drive anything
They won't expect anything
Let's go car shopping

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Jarmen Kell

I hear you
I am waiting
What's the job?
Preparing my tools
No one escapes
Who's the target?

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Maurader Tank

Tread's tightened
What can I say, I'm a taker
You got something for me?
It all works
Armor bolted in
Maurader Tank assembled

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Quad Cannon

Quad Cannon
Four on the floor
Huh?
What?
I'll punch up the next thing that moves
Don't get on my bad side

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Rebel

Let's fight
We will not be oppressed
Our courage will be seen by all
No cost is too great
The higher order shall reign
Our way is true
Prepared to fight
Ready for war

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Rocket Buggy

Yes?
I ride alone
I will make my own path
Roads? How boring
What is it?
Rocket barrage ready
Let's kick up some dirt

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RPG Trooper

Shh, I sense danger may be near
Quick, ready yourselves
The tunnels will protect us
Defending the tunnel network
Our land must be preserved
Be on watch for the enemy
Guarding the GLA underground

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Scorpion Tank

Scorpion Tank
No lack of courage
I will do my best
Our will is strong
Light tank of the GLA
Scorpion, ready to sting

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SCUD Launcher

SCUD launcher poised to strike
Look at my beautiful weapon
We'll send them running
Thier tragedy will come
Something for the masses
Hehehehehehehe
Shall I push the button?

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Technical

What do you want?
What?
We fear nothing
Our clan is strong
We take what we need
Let's get in the fight

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Terrorist

I am prepared
They will fear us
We must have justice
Our following is strong
I love a crowd
I will die for our cause
I'll make the sacrifice

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Toxin Tractor

My tank is full
Hehe, aged to perfection
Potency guaranteed
We have generous portions
My own special brew
Would you like to try some?
Fresh out of the lab

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Worker

Yes?
What do you want with me?
Do not hurt me
I will obey
I'm just a peasant
I'm hungry
Cannot we live in peace?
I will work
Ow, ok ok I will work

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[RedShocktrooper]

Ah, you forgot one for the Technical!

Bolted down and ready!

[Generals2]

Yes it is cool, but it is better to put some new quotes. It should be something convincing and that sounds dangerous. It would be good to each unit says and funny and dangerous quotes. And half Arabic half English.

[hellodean]

yeah itd be good to have some return but i think itd be best for mostly new ones

also one of my fav's

http://splicd.com/2ULxOwBfsWc/49/52

[Commander32]

Its always good to have some old with the new as I can say.

[habbex]

Toxin Chopper(new unit):

Toxin Choppah ready!
They are like bugs from up here!
Beat working at the farm.
Release the toxins!
YaaaaaHaaaaahaaaa!
Die bugs!

Rebels:

For greater justice!
We are everywhere and ready!
Underhand tactics at it's best!
Faith makes us stronger.

Quad Cannon:

Smack them from the skies!
The new AA-uppgrade is ready ( )


Scorpion tank:

Yes Yes , I'm ready!
Defenders of Justice!
What !
Raid and plague!


The half Arabic /half English will only end up in dumb middle eastern stereotypes like :

This thing is faster than my Camel..
Alllah Ackbar!
Jihadh Jihadh!


What I mean is this bit annoying for me who is an Arab to hear stuff like that, just like it's annoying for Americans to hear that they are all fat and dumb.

[RedShocktrooper]

Its always good to have some old with the new as I can say.

Yeah. Like how in RA3, the Allied Engineer seems to have the same voice actor as his RA2 counterpart, and how the Apocalypse Tank even uses some of the old quotes.

[Commander32]

Yeah. Like how in RA3, the Allied Engineer seems to have the same voice actor as his RA2 counterpart, and how the Apocalypse Tank even uses some of the old quotes.

Yeap.